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I'm thinking about the funniest way to inform my boyfriend that I'm pregnant so that he won't run away from me.
 
"I'm sorry I lost the romance novel I borrowed from you."
"Don't worry about it. I won't need it anymore anyway. I have a girlfriend now."
 
In Hawaii, strong sunscreen is essential and covers are also used to protect people from getting sunburned.
 
Whipping up a storm out there. :dripwet:
 
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Excuse me, excuse me. I'm trying to get through here. I'm running away from a debt collector.
 
In Japan, there were several financial cliques prior to World War II, including Mitsui Zaibatsu, Mitsubishi Zaibatsu, Sumitomo Zaibatsu and Yasuda Zaibatsu.
 
Every year I create another statue of myself to commemorate the previous year. :ordercourt:
 
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We call students "pupil" up through high school, but we don't call university students "pupils."
 
Spending all your money is one way of stopping spending. :runhappy:
 

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