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[CowSlayer69]

We are holding a friendly get together for the apartment residents on October 22.

 

[Arylin]

Just realized it's been some time since I've been around.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm in trouble because the manager is asking me to withdraw my resignation.

 

[Arylin]

Peek-a-boo, I see you!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I work part time as a tutor.

 

[Arylin]

I want to see the world from my chair.

 

[CowSlayer69]

In Canada, ten story apartment buildings are being covered in snow.

 

[Arylin]

Those tarts were delicious.

 

[CowSlayer69]

There is a rumor a psychic had a vision that flames swallowed up the White House in under an hour.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

 

[Arylin]

As much as I'd like a reboot of a beloved thing, I kinda worry that they've run out of new ideas, so they just remake stuff.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I get goosebumps just from hearing the name "cockroach."

 

[Arylin]

It wasn't random chance.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I found a 10,000 yen bill in a ditch beside a coin operated parking space.

 

[Arylin]

Ah, I forgot the birthday wishes.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Dad relentlessly beat my younger brother.

 

[Arylin]

Cleanup for tomorrow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The more I play, the more I like shogi.

 

[Arylin]

My mind is not moldy.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I had thought he was a man without a shred of compassion, but I was wrong.

 

[Arylin]

Still waiting for the storm that is approaching.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My stepfather used to give me piggyback rides all the time when I was little.

 

[Gmbox]

Well, I locked myself out of my in my dubai luxury car rental vehicle and am waiting for a locksmith to come.

Gotta change the batteries before I, too, lock myself out of my car.

How did you end up locking yourself in a car???

 

[CowSlayer69]

How did you end up locking yourself in a car???

That's a story for another time