The Vending Machine

A can of acid pops out and you drink it making you all high and crazy. You go on a naked rampage groping everyone in sight.

/me steals maddie's screws and puts them in.
 
The screw shot out of the vending machine where as a result piercing you, all fiction takes effect and your existence is denied

/me inserts a test tube containing a gene of a particular person...
 
You get a clone of the person but they're of the opposite gender.

/me inserts a hair from Fear
 
You get Mikasa from Shingeki no Kyojin as a waifu.

/me inserts a pair of used Himawari pantsu.
 
A million fluffy rabbits pop out and smother you to death.

/me inserts naza's dead body.
 
A coint shoots out of the vending machine at the speed of sound

/me disassembles ps4 unit and inserts the entire CPU
 
You get a high-spec PC with 16GB RAM, 8GB graphics and lots more cool stuff. And it has lights.

/me pushes naza into the slot.
 
Cthulu rapes you for doing such a thing to one of his kin.

/me inserts a loaf of bread.
 
you get a limited edition cd with nothing on it

*Fear211 inserts a rock
 
You get a creepy doll, that always follows you.

/me inserts a free back rub coupon.
 
you get some compost

*Fear211 inserts a creepy doll, that always follows you.
 

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