The Vending Machine

[♥ Sky]

A can of acid pops out and you drink it making you all high and crazy. You go on a naked rampage groping everyone in sight.

/me steals maddie's screws and puts them in.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

The screw shot out of the vending machine where as a result piercing you, all fiction takes effect and your existence is denied

/me inserts a test tube containing a gene of a particular person...

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a clone of the person but they're of the opposite gender.

/me inserts a hair from Fear

 

[unownHGSS]

You get evolved Lice attacking you >_>

/me inserts memory card

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get cthulhu

/me inserts colossal titan

 

[♥ Sky]

You get Mikasa from Shingeki no Kyojin as a waifu.

/me inserts a pair of used Himawari pantsu.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a mus~

/me inserts popped bubbles~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a titanic

/me inserts mikasa

 

[♥ Sky]

A titan comes out and eats you.

/me inserts her entire body.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get robo-nidai

/me inserts a cushion

 

[♥ Sky]

A million fluffy rabbits pop out and smother you to death.

/me inserts naza's dead body.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a demon's grimoire

/me inserts a plastic filled with soup

 

[ariaXholmes]

you get a brand new ps4 unit

* insert coin *

 

[Rucking Fetard]

A coint shoots out of the vending machine at the speed of sound

/me disassembles ps4 unit and inserts the entire CPU

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a high-spec PC with 16GB RAM, 8GB graphics and lots more cool stuff. And it has lights.

/me pushes naza into the slot.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get sint's wrath~

/me inserts titanic~

 

[unownHGSS]

You get a surprise Iceberg!

/me inserts Virus

 

[♥ Sky]

You get an injection needle in your left buttcheek.

/me inserts unownHGSS.

 

[unownHGSS]

You get a surprise GLOMP!

/me inserts a squid

 

[♥ Sky]

Cthulu rapes you for doing such a thing to one of his kin.

/me inserts a loaf of bread.

 

[Fear211]

you get a limited edition cd with nothing on it

*Fear211 inserts a rock

 

[Shinseph]

You get a creepy doll, that always follows you.

/me inserts a free back rub coupon.

 

[Fear211]

you get some compost

*Fear211 inserts a creepy doll, that always follows you.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a headless plushie

/me inserts a chocolate bar

 

[Fear211]

u get a copper bar

*Fear211 inserts a headless plushie