The Vending Machine

you get a rock shot out of the vending machine and hitting you in the forehead knocking you out

*Fear211 stuffs sky back into the vending machine
 
:crushed: how could you do that to me?

/me pops back out and dives on fear pinning him to the ground.
 
pretty easy really :XD:

*Fear211 stuffs sky into the vending machine again, grabs some duck tape and wraps it around the item drop part is, digs a hole and pushes the vending machine into the hole, grabs a cement mixer, rock, water and concrete, mixes it and then drops it into the hole covering the vending machine and walks away.....
 
/me materializes back in front of fear and knocks him out with her big oppai and stuffs his underwear into the machine.
 
and you get a Fear211 clone which walks away

*fear211 inserts some dirt
 
You get a crappy crystal unicorn that is so fragile it shatters when it tries to move, showering you in razor sharp shards of glass.

/me inserts a piece of paper.
 
You get a living origami crane that flys away immediately.
/me inserts a random little sister.
 
You get a used condom (f***!).

*Somerefresco inserts a penny showered with cynicism and disbelief :goodluck:
 

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