The Vending Machine

[nexus]

You GET A BOTTLE OF MILK
*INSERTS MY BUT : INSANITY WOLF:*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a PM from google doc saying "HAHA, ALL POSTS IN MG ARE NOW HERE"

/me inserts his own blood from the pipe

 

[nexus]

You get a SEXYIER YOU!
*inserts your foot*'

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Nothing comes out as "my foot" is stuck

/me pulls his foot out and inserts a brick

 

[nexus]

A MARIO COMES OUT AND THROWS A BRICK AT YOU
* INSERTS MARIO BACK IN*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a plunger

/me inserts brick back inside

 

[♥ Sky]

A house falls on you.

/me inserts a lump of gold.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a large titanium ore

/me inserts a tire

 

[nexus]

Your get a Rubber Tree!
*insertsanonredhighlightednonspacedtextword*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Fart is released from the machine

/me inserts hideo kojima

 

[nexus]

you get a bloody katana D:
*inserts a pair of headphones*

 

[kimovis]

You get a pair of bloody ears
kimovis inserts a katana

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a seppuku-nanashi

/me inserts v-hikaminari

 

[kimovis]

You get a mechanized car parking system
Inserts a video game

 

[nexus]

you get girl of your dreams! too bad shes 2d ^.^
*inserts a iphone *

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a giant question mark

/me inserts a clear file

 

[nexus]

you get a pet fly :D
*inserts a dead fly >:D*

 

[Fear211]

u get an ant farm

*Fear211 inserts copper

 

[nexus]

You get a Big Helicopter :D
*inserts a trident layer*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a metalloid

/me inserts a cathode for electrolysis

 

[Fear211]

u get an empty bottle equip it to ^ and use it to get water, fairies, bugs, blue fire and even potions :D

*Fear211 inserts bronze

 

[nexus]

You get a piece of wire C:
*inserts a project box*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a potato girl

/me inserts horse shoe

 

[nexus]

You get a cat horse hybrid!
*inserts a piece of hair from the prettiest maiden in the world.*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a broken-down PC

/me inserts a turtle shell