The Vending Machine

You get a Death Note (F*** Yeah!)

*Somerefresco inserts your grandma's pantsu! :happywhistle:
 
and you get your Grandads pantsu... (lucky you)

*Fear211 puts the death note away for safe keeping and inserts a broken sword
 
You get the Anduril! (So I guess you are the King of Gondor now...Is that how that works?)

*Some is being a wanker so he inserts his alimony check because his bitch ex-wife sends him moneys :giveme:
 
You get a nuclear missile activation code

/me took a peek at the codes, write it in a piece of paper and inserts it
 
You get paper with hastily hand-written numbers (Damn you Kyousuke!! I already figured out the Secret of the World! Don't do this s*** to me again!)

*Somerefresco kicks the machine and curses a fictional character and then inserts Bill Cosby's Sweater because f*** it he can!
 
You get Rea (I hope I get Ranko honestly...Zombies are like wut)

*Somerefresco hears someone say "babbu" in the distance and then proceeds to insert Mjolnir because f*** it at this point.
 
You get Reo from Sono Hanabira

/me inserts Himawari's ignition key and turns it.
 
Nothing comes out as technically nothing is inserted inside the vending machine

/me inserts a moth
 
Erobeku falls out and rapes your imouto.

/me inserts the right key this time!
 
you get the CD back with a print on it - "Expired"

* Inserts some grass
 
Nazaka receives a pipe with his blood on it.

/me inserts an empty bottle of madness*
 

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Hi, do you have this one?
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Cri wrote on Otokonoko's profile.
Hello, please update to new version (should be 1.1, was released 23rd February 2024)
https://www.anime-sharing.com/threads/🔥new⚡-231216-くるはくる-催眠デカ尻jk陸上部-rj01106925.1409429/