The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

A lovely night, candle light, sweet champagne, Ravel's Bolero, and let nature take it's course.


Can cans can can?

 

[tabemono3]

Of course, throw them into the oven--------------Hot Pockets.....


Are cats nocturnal?

 

[Leggy]

Close, actually nocs are catturnal. ;)

Are storage locker shows real?

 

[FinalPyre]

You will find that cats are much like people: some are very musically inclined and some not so much. I've heard some cats play nocturne beautifully, and some can hardly manage hot-cross-buns!

Edit: ninja'd

Of course they are real! Otherwise we couldn't have court cases about them!

How do two wrongs make a right?

 

[Leggy]

Jerry Wrong and Sally Wrong enjoyed a lovely night, candle light, sweet champagne, Ravel's Bolero, and let nature take it's course. Nine months later, Billy was born. Sadly though, Jerry had died in an accident six months earlier. Sally married Bobby Right one month before Billy was born. When Billy was born, he was given the name Billy Right. So, even though Billy was Jerry's son, not Bobby's, two Wrongs made a Right.

Had to jump through hoops for that one!

Is it easy to be cheezy?

 

[tabemono3]

@Final

Did I heard two BOINs-----------Of course two are better then ONE, Kung POW!!

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@Leggy

You just have to act fruity


What's the magic word for Open The Door?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Pizza deliveryyyy~

How come life is full of such pains?~

 

[Leggy]

Pain gives us a measure to appreciate pleasure by.

Why is glass clear?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

All the easier to see you with~

Why are rocks hard?

 

[Leggy]

Girl rocks are pretty.

Why is a beach sandy?

 

[FinalPyre]

Because it is harder to bury treasure in solid ground, my dear.

Why don't I see the blip in the line? I was expecting one.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm... i blame frank He probably stole it while you were looking away

What wou- Oh hey a kitty

 

[Sintarow]

Reviving this thread.
Since a question wasn't ask last time I will throw one out there.
Why do humans need water to live?

 

[Leggy]

Lava's too hot to bathe in.

Why don't birds fly upside down?

 

[Sintarow]

Because when they lost a bet to the god of gravity.

When don't humans have horns?

 

[Leggy]

Humans do have horns. Louis Armstrong had one of the best!

Spoiler: Louis Armstrong

Do trees ever leaf the forest?

 

[Sintarow]

Only when the wind blows hard enough.

What would happen if blood was replayed with cola?

 

[Leggy]

You turn into a teenager.

Who will win the Super Bowl?

 

[MoodWhiplash]

The Los Angeles Rams come back out of nowhere and bump out both teams to automatically win XLVIII.

[Serious answer: Seahawks]

What would it take to stop terrorists from ruining the Sochi Olympics?

 

[Sintarow]

An army of tone deaf walruses singing Amazing Grace. (It would bring them to tear and they understand what they have wrought.)


What happens when two black holes collide?

 

[MoodWhiplash]

An explosion of pastries leads to a neverending rain of pie to fall upon all planets in the universe.

What will it take for a successful manned mission to Mars?

 

[Leggy]

After the last three or four failed missions, obviously they must find some way to stop Mars monsters from eating the astronauts, again.

Is there life in Europe?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Europe? Never heard of the place

What happened to the chicken that tried to cross the road?~

 

[Leggy]

As a truck raced toward the chicken, the chicken transformed into Mecha-Chicken, a 500m tall robot bird with rockets, battering rams, and a death ray. Mecha-Chicken crushed the truck with one negligent stomp. Afterwards, it attacked Tokyo, inflicting severe property damage and loss of life. Mecha-Chicken was defeated by his nemesis, Super-Hyper-Chef, who flung him into the Sun with herbs, seasoning, and barbecue sauce. As Tokyo recovered, the citizens feasted on barbecue Mecha-Chicken for weeks.

Do cosplayers ever play real life?

 

[Rucking Fetard]

They play it like it's their job, however most of them are bad at it
(not sure what the question means, so yeah XD)

Why do pets not want to retaliate to their 'owners' ?