The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

Cats do... routinely.

Which sun is better, Sol or NKN 2170?

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Your question results in the two stars leaving to bicker, leaving Earth to die in the darkness.

What's the best way to mess with Texas?

 

[Leggy]

Ban football.

No, don't really do that. We don't want all those Texans going wild!

Why is life like a box of chocolates?

 

[MoodWhiplash]

(Yeah, that's a horrible idea) Because humans taste like chocolate if you psych yourself into it.

How can we improve air travel?

 

[Leggy]

Use giant fans, so the air travels faster.

Why do noses run and feet smell; isn't that all mixed up?

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Because the linguist who came up with those expressions had an insane foot fetish.

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Leggy]

Some idiot on Peoples Court who got sued because his dogs bit someone.

Do kisses really taste sweeter than wine?

Spoiler: Reference video for the kisses question

 

[MoodWhiplash]

The Question Genie traps you in the room with a fat lady. She's got wine. In her mouth.

What will it take to stop Toei from trolling in their shows?

 

[Leggy]

Have Chris Hansen investigate them.

Summer or Winter?

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Endless summer, Endless Eight. Enjoy.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Wrestle a bear?~

How much did does it take to bribe the fairy god mother?~

 

[Leggy]

Buy him a drink, first.

Can two fit in a canoe?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

No because the canoe sunk =/

Where does the bunny rabbit go when it disappears?~

 

[Leggy]

Into a magician's hat.

If time froze, what would make it thaw?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Give it a moment ;p

Why does the other kid always run off? =/

 

[MoodWhiplash]

The kiddo likes you, but is too embarrassed to be around you.

What's that burnt smell?

 

[Leggy]

Rubber pancakes.

Does daylight savings really work?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nope =/ I still get home after it gets dark either way =/ And i want that hour of sleep =/

Who has to die for daylight savings to be over? =/

 

[Leggy]

In the Fall, they sacrifice the worst anime of the Summer.

Do you know the muffin man?

 

[Anayomex]

Sure he's right above you.



Do you know that ghosts exist?

 

[Leggy]

No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll try to fake it.

How many miles to Timbuktoo?

 

[Anayomex]

Zero, you live there!


How much time is needed to take one step?

 

[paK0]

2,36598 seconds, no matter how fast you walk.

How did the cheese get its holes?

 

[Anayomex]

Invisible little rats are making the holes.



Why humans blink eyes?

 

[Leggy]

Blinking is a secret code to our alien overlord masters.

Why do babies breast feed?