The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

Cats do... routinely.

Which sun is better, Sol or NKN 2170?
 
Your question results in the two stars leaving to bicker, leaving Earth to die in the darkness.

What's the best way to mess with Texas?
 
Ban football.

No, don't really do that. We don't want all those Texans going wild! :evillaugh:

Why is life like a box of chocolates?
 
(Yeah, that's a horrible idea) Because humans taste like chocolate if you psych yourself into it.

How can we improve air travel?
 
Use giant fans, so the air travels faster.

Why do noses run and feet smell; isn't that all mixed up?
 
Because the linguist who came up with those expressions had an insane foot fetish.

Who let the dogs out?
 
Some idiot on Peoples Court who got sued because his dogs bit someone.

Do kisses really taste sweeter than wine?

 
The Question Genie traps you in the room with a fat lady. She's got wine. In her mouth.

What will it take to stop Toei from trolling in their shows?
 
Have Chris Hansen investigate them.

Summer or Winter?
 
Nope =/ I still get home after it gets dark either way =/ And i want that hour of sleep =/

Who has to die for daylight savings to be over? =/
 
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No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll try to fake it.

How many miles to Timbuktoo?
 
Zero, you live there!


How much time is needed to take one step?
 
2,36598 seconds, no matter how fast you walk.

How did the cheese get its holes?
 
Invisible little rats are making the holes.



Why humans blink eyes?
 
Blinking is a secret code to our alien overlord masters.

Why do babies breast feed?
 

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