The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Anayomex]

Because, the first thing they want to know is the feeling of breasts.


Why time differs around the world?

 

[Leggy]

Because time travels at different speeds. When you take a test, one hour takes six hours. When you watch anime, one hour takes 10 minutes.

A fool and his money are soon parted. Why is that?

 

[Anayomex]

Because fool is fooling around.


Why natural disasters appear?

 

[Leggy]

I wouldn't call Miley Cyrus natural.

Why don't bathrooms have stoves?

 

[Anayomex]

Because of money, company wants to earn money with creating more than one room for you.


Why we have 5 fingers per hand?

 

[Leggy]

They tried 6 on one hand and 4 on the other, but it didn't work too good.

Why are car tires made of rubber?

 

[Anayomex]

Because nature loves rubber.


Why we have 24 hours per day?

 

[Leggy]

Because 23 is a prime number.

Why are so many anime OPs better than the shows themselves?

 

[Anayomex]

Because many people never watch show.


Why is most of the anime industry located only in Japan?

 

[Leggy]

Because only a country that sumo wrestles babies would truly understand anime.




Can cans dance?

 

[Anayomex]

we just need to give inside one little rat and it will become a dance as you never imagined.


Why dance exists?

 

[Leggy]

Because dancing is more fun than sex.

Spoiler

Okay, I lie!

Rice or potatoes? And why?

 

[Anayomex]

Spicy potato chip!

Why is sleep necessary?

 

[Leggy]

According to The Matrix, we live in a dream world.

Why aren't absolutes flexible?

 

[Anayomex]

because holes must exist.


Why are the plants usually green in color?

 

[Sintarow]

Because they used all the blue crayons one the sky.

Why is the sea so salty

 

[Anayomex]

Because otherwise humans would drink it.


Why Earth looks like a ball?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because youre looking at it through curved lenses =/

Why do people die?

 

[Anayomex]

Like any other creature, for a food. If you're lucky you will be food for Earth.


Why ASF exists?

 

[Leggy]

Damndaraxtivorianus the High Coordinator, Galactic Interior Designer to the Gods decided that. Damndaraxtivorianus the High Coordinator, Galactic Interior Designer to the Gods flits across the Universe coordinating the color and shape of planets and solar systems.

What color would be better than green?

 

[Anayomex]

Our old black.

Why was transformation into Imouto necessary?

 

[Sintarow]

Because the truckers union put in a ticket to the IT department.

Why do things that children love, always end up in horror movies. (Clowns, music boxes, etc.)j

 

[Anayomex]

Because children are main dish for horror.



Why Imouto Corp exists?

 

[Sintarow]

Because the sales were so good last year that the were able to expand.

What was the company that almost kept Imouto Corp from becoming what it is today.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Shin corps had a lot of cloning facilities but that didnt provide enough variation to satisfy every customer so imouto corps won out =/

How does frank corps figure into it all?