The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Anayomex]

They manipulating other corps as they see fit.

Why did sales for HQ Imouto ended so quickly?

 

[Leggy]

Frank Corps' figure division would do a lot better if every figure wasn't Frank.

Does sex really sell?

 

[paK0]

No, noone is actually interested in it.

Where does orange juice come from?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Some failed attempt to make mead~

Why did the philosopher's stone break?~

 

[Anayomex]

Because it was in the way.


Why does sea exists?

 

[paK0]

Because someone thought having only land would be boring

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

None =/ You were probably typing when you asked =/

Apples or oranges?

 

[Leggy]

Banana.

Orange you glad I didn't say apple?

 

[Anayomex]

yes,


Why does witches surround us?

 

[Leggy]

'Cause that's the kind of anime we watch.

Time will tell. Who will it tell?

 

[Anayomex]

To nobody, we will realize soon enough..

Why aliens exists?

 

[Leggy]

Monsters need someone to fight.

Bitchinest anime babe?

 

[Sintarow]

Sadly no, it's just some old guy with really young looking legs.

Why do we put socks on our feet and not mittens?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

We dont?

You dont put mittens on your feet? D:

 

[Leggy]

I do.

Where's the best place to wear underwear?

 

[Anayomex]

where sky's eyes cannot reach



Why we cannot teleport?

 

[Leggy]

Because we're not on board the USS Enterprise.

Should you take candy from babies?

 

[paK0]

Sure, it will rot their teeth otherwise.

Why do my eyes hurt when I look into the sun?

 

[Anayomex]

Because you will otherwise saw your end. (I suppose you know that Sun is star and it's growing.........etc)


Why is ice made of water?

 

[Leggy]

'Cause ice made out of ammonia really screws up your cold drinks.

If the Moon has a man, a princess, and a bunny, where does the cheese come from?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The cow that jumps over occasionally =/

Where did the cat learn to play fiddle?~

 

[Sintarow]

Because the cello was too big for him, and it was away for him to forget his father's drinking problem.

If catnip worked on humans would it be illegal?

 

[Leggy]

Not in Colorado. ;)

Is there anything like dognip?

 

[Anayomex]

It could be under your bed, you never know it.


Why it rains?

 

[Sintarow]

Because the God like to turn on the sprinklers; because, he doesn't have the time to water it himself.

Why do we call peanuts nuts, when they aren't actually nuts?