The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Rain Summerfields]

Coach for the approach of plane's debut landing.

Wisdom petting?

 

[Leggy]

I always pet my wisdom. ;)

Tom Brady or Joe Namath?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Men in general scare me.
neither of those I admire or like.

Side boob?

 

[Leggy]

No, boobs are in the front. If they were in the side, a girl wouldn't be able to lower her arms.


What is the final frontier?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Whatever hole people get tossed in at the end

How good is ?

 

[Leggy]

is good, is better!


Black holes or quasars?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

I don't dream, I create holes in dead bodies.... maybe.

Do you like a crackle with your pop?

 

[Leggy]

A crackle with my pop?

Oh snap!


What is the most common ear size?

 

[Ralium]

22 inches duh~

shouldn't people worship me?

 

[Leggy]

Funny, that's exactly what the jaguar god of the Olmec Religion says, in the old gods retirement home.

The jaguar god of rain and fertility might have a bigger following today, except that the Mesoamerican Olmec people were destroyed in 400 BC.

There is a bright spot, though. One of the jaguar god's grandchildren, the god of villain cars, still does commercials.

Spoiler

What are the best marbles?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The ones in your head. Bouncing around like pinball on fire.

How does one gather enough food for a successful harvest.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

By taking it from people who successfully harvested =/

Why is there a book on their face?

 

[Leggy]

Deploy all solar collectors on your orbital anti-grav farming satellite.


Mesopotamia is called the cradle of civilization. Where is the middle school of civilization?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The anti cosmic magician prays.

11 is but one number, of how many dragons?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

None because the dragons have since gone extinct~

If life gives you tea?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

you add biscuits.
if llife takes a swing at you?

 

[Leggy]

It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing!

What is the meaning of pencils?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Something that people like to throw into soft ceilings =/

Why does corn pop?

 

[Leggy]

If someone put you in a microwave, you'd pop, too. It would, of course, be a lot messier.


What is the coin of the realm?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Only in our dreams are we truly invincible.
Why am I on house arrest? o.o

 

[Leggy]

I generally don't'a rest on my house, usually I'a rest in my house. Of course, when the big flood came, I was on my house... but I wasn't'a resting.
Fortunately, this big ark was floating by, and I pretended to be a pair of chibi tigers to get in... which explains, BTW, why chibi tigers are extinct.

Where is the nexus of reality?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

In the dark carnival with insane clowns.
Harbour a feeling?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The ship has already sailed =/ Just let it go =/

How many fish are in the sea?

 

[Sintarow]

7, but they move so fast that you think there's more... Like 9.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Time distortion and endless biscuits

How come I am awake so early?