The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Rain Summerfields]

The one with the most girlishly high voice xD

How fair is the care of the retiree?

 

[Leggy]

It's better to buy new tires, rather than retire used tires.


When a baby cries, how much money should you give him to quiet down?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Enough to fold it like an open wallet and shove into the nearest mailbox.

Wars are won and lost in the time space of a few days.
Do you fight the war within, or like any war, give it time to even out?

 

[srebro]

Only fools believe in war, there is only inner peace.

Why did the saucer run away with the spoon?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

To make a meal out of the next passerbys

How did the bank stay rich and the hand puppets make an account there?

 

[srebro]

They steal from the rich and give to the poor puppets.

Why are lemons yellow and Limes green?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The other fruits gave them both cancer and they never fully recovered.
Haunting voices echo in my mind,
is that a crime?

 

[srebro]

Only if you're a criminal.

Why do boys have nipples when they don't even grow into breasts?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Guys are irrelevant fodder compared to a girls sweet spot. <3
When will I ever learn to harvest the soil of humanity?

 

[srebro]

When you've actually planted the seed and learnt to plough.

If heaven is up and hell is down, what's in the middle.

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Middle men and overfed cats in stockings.

Retaliate for the wrong doings of mice or no?

 

[srebro]

There isn't a need to retaliate when there are mouse traps.

How many lolis does it take before a mod posts in a thread?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

One too many and a handful of microphones.

Patience is a virtue with handheld gaming?

 

[srebro]

Only if you're a saint, there is no patience with real men when it comes to handheld gaming.

If chickens lay eggs, humans can to?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Humans lay off the cheese when it pleases them most.

tank fodder commanders are still a thing?

 

[srebro]

That only exists in China where everything is cheap and all make believe.

Why is there a black hole in the iris of the eye

 

[Leggy]

The black hole in the iris is a byproduct of watching too much TV. You see, there is another black hole in the bottom of your bum. Most of what you see on TV enters one black hole, and is warped to the other black hole, where it warps out.



What makes a bonnie grow?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The way it resembles your mother's shining, flowing hair in the bright lights.
Why do the angels weep from television sets and not the high heavens themselves?

 

[Leggy]

They're watching the Kardashians. Makes me wanna cry, too.

How does the Easter Bunny lay all those colored eggs?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

He remains focused on the dunny ages beorehand. xD
How far is it to the temple of Zeus?

 

[Leggy]

I'll be happy to tell you, as soon as you perform 12 labours. ;)


Burlesque or ballet?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Ballet for the ax swinging legs that appear throughout.
Am I truly responsible for my own actions?
When faced with consequence.

 

[Leggy]

If you want to take credit for the good, you gotta take the blame for the bad.

Unless you have a brain slug... then it's all his fault.






When the Moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie, what's the best way to wash it off?

 

[srebro]

Simply eat it as it drips off your face, roll in the dough and cleanse your spirit in the cheese of the moon.


Why do bubbles burst so suddenly

 

[Velenora]

Bubbles are actually spirits in disguise. That's how they connect to the human realm, but the price is that they'll disappear as soon as you touch them so kids, don't burst those bubbles or the spirits will have to go home early.

Why can't animals talk?