The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Velenora]

Elephant Drop revolves around a 10 year old girl, Chihiro, and a strange man, Masao. One day, Chihiro was walking to school when a naked Masao suddenly fell from the sky and nearly squished her. Luckily, she dodged in time but her eyes were scarred for life. From then on, she told everyone about the story of the elephant that fell from the sky.

Which side will win in Captain America: Civil War?

 

[Leggy]

The box office.


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Sintarow]

So much that he would develop would chucking addition and have to seek help.

Why has nobody confirmed if stars taste like starbursts?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because theyre too hot to taste just yet~

How come the old man never shares his cheese?

 

[Leggy]

He doesn't share the cheese, he cuts the cheese.


Why don't we have 12 toes?

 

[|♚|KK|♚|]

Because it brings bad luck (lol)

Why we can't time travel?

 

[Leggy]

Can't speak for everybody, but I often do. There's this strange guy I know with a big blue box. We get in it and travel to all sorts of places and times.

Very helpful to pop ahead a bit, and see how my favorite animes will end.

BTW, there will be a third season of Spice and Wolf. It's coming out in 2023. But don't tell anybody. ;)


Why don't Can Can dancers wear tin tin?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because someone dropped an anvil on time's toe and now it refuses to cooperate~

How come there are no fairies?

 

[Sintarow]

There are, they just don't like your hair style and are staying away from you.
Why do bugs live underground?

 

[Leggy]

Males it harder for Elmer Fudd to catch him.




Why do skunks smell?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Some mad scientist hated humanity and decided to make mutant raccoons to do his bidding... it had an unintended side effect...

Why are there tree rings?

 

[Leggy]

Trees get married, too.


How do chipmunks celebrate Summer?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

They seem to sing at the top of their voice after a night of drinking coffee~

How is a wolf like a bear?

 

[Leggy]

They're both sports teams from Chicago.
The Chicago Wolves play hockey.
The Chicago Bears play something resembling football.


Where is in the out of?


[MENTION=41234]T-ELOS[/MENTION];

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Out of sight
out of mind
that is the in of many outs.

Does the night air always taste this forbidden?

 

[srebro]

No but my bedroom is always forbidden, the sign says keep out!

Why won't sempai notice me?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Because she is busy noticing how small her chest is compared to the other girls
and, late for prom night.

Does the shadows always beckon at the darkest hour?

 

[Leggy]

Only The Shadow knows.




Where do teddy bears have tea parties?

 

[srebro]

It's held in secret locations where those teddy bears discuss ideas about world domination.

Why is there a giant gas cloud of alcohol in space?

 

[Leggy]

Charlie Sheen farted.


What kind of sheep gives glass wool?

 

[srebro]

According to the encyclopedia:

A fluffy sheep that can't get enough of fairy floss, will produce glass wool that comes out it's rear end when it's production season.

Why is the sky blue, where does it get it's color?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The darkest cold devastates the oceans small.
The colour of the moon is thickest when the iron cross burns.

Why is the supreme ruler of all beings absent,
when guilt hangs over the room?

 

[Leggy]

I'm too busy watching anime.

If a guitar gently weeps, what does a tuba do?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

A tuba wraps around the body, then slowly suffocates its prey...
How many martians does it take to visit leggy at home?

 

[Leggy]

Just my favorite Martian.

Gollum vs Justin Bieber... who wins?