Quotes!

'twas on purpose. Deliberately quoted only the best part. :3
 
[08.07-15:48] <@corocoro> there's way too much talk about legal age in this channel as of late
[08.07-15:48] <@corocoro> remember, just because you can rob the craddle, doesn't mean you should
[08.07-15:50] <@WsE> what
[08.07-15:50] <@WsE> i even drive a van
[08.07-15:50] <@WsE> i can take the entire craddle with me
 
[2011-08-18 00:31] <@Coolio-> Omg Aloha is born in 1991?! O_o?
[2011-08-18 00:31] <@Coolio-> FARK she looked like 23! D:
[2011-08-18 00:32] <&|Emo|> and i looked like 69
 
Involving iggy so i can post!

[18:01] <AzuAzu> will u comfort me, ignis?
[18:01] * Ignis gives azu a plushie doll of himself
[18:04] <AzuAzu> okaeri
[18:04] <Ignis> tadaima
[18:04] <Ignis> is gohan ready yet
[18:05] <AzuAzu> i got some gokus
[18:05] <AzuAzu> if u want
[18:06] <Ignis> too muscular
[18:06] <Ignis> I prefer the slim ones
[18:06] <AzuAzu> u shotacon u
[18:06] <Ignis> D:

PS: Azu = shota.
 
Uhh Kou, you're still more wanted.

[11:44] <&Checkmate> not enough Kou
[11:44] <&Checkmate> not enough
[11:44] <&Checkmate> need more

[12:56] * @C0C0NA eats Kou
[12:58] <~Checkmate> K0u isn't delicious
[13:09] <@C0C0NA> He's tasty
 
You forgot the front part where Check was referring to rori......... tsk iggy!

As for Coco, ._..
 
[20:32] <+BlueMage> true
[20:32] <&Zero2DS> even beauty will rot over time
[20:32] <+BlueMage> you need to be optimistic
[20:32] <@C0C0NA> Sorry Blue, I'm full of Kou right now. Maybe later
[20:32] <+BlueMage> ....what?
[20:32] <&Zero2DS> cocona is attending to kou atm
[20:32] <+BlueMage> full of....
[20:32] <&Zero2DS> dont ask what does he do
[20:32] <+BlueMage> kou...?
[20:33] * +BlueMage has a disturbing image in his head
[20:33] <+BlueMage> i wont
[20:33] <+BlueMage> i'm scared ;-;
[20:33] <&Zero2DS> i am too >.<;;
[20:33] <~Checkmate> full of Kou's cr... nvm
[20:34] <~Checkmate> sure sure, I won't force you to talk while you're full of ... that
[20:34] <~Checkmate> it's hard to open your mouth after all
[20:34] <+BlueMage> X.x
 
[08.28-00:49] <&Checkmate> in worst case scenario
[08.28-00:49] <&Checkmate> I shall not violate my imouto
[08.28-00:49] <&Checkmate> (compensate by a fellatio service only)
[08.28-00:50] <&Checkmate> I held myself against my waifu
[08.28-00:50] <&Checkmate> I shall hold it with my imouto <3
[08.28-00:51] <&Checkmate> else, it counts as incest >.>
[08.28-00:51] <&Checkmate> big deal
[08.28-00:52] <&corocoro> <&Checkmate> so I'm not pervert yet
[08.28-00:52] <&Checkmate> even when I penetrate my waifu
[08.28-00:52] <&Checkmate> I'm still innocent
[08.28-00:52] <&Checkmate> may be not very pure
[08.28-00:56] <&Checkmate> I desire my waifu now :(
 
[08.28-14:57] <@animegio> yikes, running a memtest on my media pc, 22528 errors
[08.28-15:01] <~_Firebird_> that doesn't sound good.
[08.28-15:02] <@animegio> 90112 now
[08.28-15:03] <~_Firebird_> with that many errors, I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like your system will remember them anyway.
 
[21:42] <Azu^0> lets get married
[21:42] <Azu^0> btw ignis
[21:43] <Azu^0> that was directed at u
[21:43] <Ignis> eh, I thought you weren't allowed to propose to anyone but Aaeru
[21:45] <Azu^0> im sulking atm so im allowed
[21:45] <Azu^0> so lets get married, ignis
[21:45] <Azu^0> i want one daughter
[21:49] <Azu^0> ill let u off this time
[21:49] <Azu^0> if u said
[21:49] <Azu^0> anything that poses a threat to my risettos purity
[21:50] <Aaeru_> ignis you can have him
[21:50] <Aaeru_> no.
[21:50] <Aaeru_> in fact
[21:50] <Azu^0> i might have divorced u
[21:50] <Aaeru_> plz take him away from me
[21:50] <Zeroblade> >him
[21:50] <Zeroblade> YOU TRICKED ME
[21:50] <Zeroblade> AZU
[21:50] <Zeroblade> I HATE YOU
[21:50] <Azu^0> its a lie
[21:50] <Zeroblade> YOU TOYED WITH MY INNOCENT HEART
[21:50] <Ignis> :3
[21:50] <Ignis> Aaeru_, no thanks
[21:50] <Zeroblade> ;_______;
[21:50] <Azu^0> brb crying
[21:51] <Azu^0> and zero its ok
[21:52] <Azu^0> ill mend ur heart
[21:52] <Aaeru_> question:
[21:52] <Aaeru_> it's possible to reformat my tablet PC from a USB HD right?
[21:52] <Azu^0> with my moe moe powahs

As requested by Check.
 
[09.11-23:25] <&corocoro> ah, checku will get a second sex slave for his harem
[09.11-23:26] <&Checkmate> corocoro she's too innocent for my taste
[09.11-23:26] <reise> So much for being pure and innocent
 
[09.11-23:31] <&corocoro> sex slave 2: what is this game?
[09.11-23:31] <&corocoro> checkmate: in this game you sleep with your little sister over and over again
[09.11-23:31] <&corocoro> checkmate: let me show you
[09.11-23:32] <&corocoro> checkmate: see? all this lovely juice, sauce, and her delicious tear when i raped her for the first time?
[09.11-23:32] <&Checkmate> oh coro
[09.11-23:32] <&Checkmate> that's a good tactics
 
[10.08-19:48] <+QC_Irine> so um.. what happened to WsE?
[10.08-19:49] <+QC_Irine> lots of school getting in the way?
[10.08-19:49] <~_Firebird_> His girlfriends parent caught them webcamming.
[10.08-19:49] <~_Firebird_> *girlfriend's parents
[10.08-19:49] <+QC_Irine> really? what's wrong with that?
[10.08-19:50] <+QC_Irine> people do that all the time.
[10.08-19:50] <~_Firebird_> she's underage.
[10.08-19:50] <+QC_Irine> oh.. wait.. you mean.
[10.08-19:50] <+QC_Irine> >_<
[10.08-19:50] <&animegio> she's 8
[10.08-19:50] <%FireFaust> That means under 15..

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[06.25-00:37] <@WsE> i never undress
[06.25-00:37] <@WsE> <- always naked

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[08.22-20:13] <~_Firebird_> Teach your child how to love swimming!
[08.22-20:13] <~_Firebird_> can we drop 'how'?
[08.22-20:13] <@corocoro> sure
[08.22-20:13] <@corocoro> also drop "to" and "swimming" to get wse's nightly lecture :p
 
[10.12-19:01] <@shinnmoso> I get my ass kicked by the principle...
[10.12-19:01] <@shinnmoso> If I do that
[10.12-19:01] <@Coolio> omg i nearly read kicked to licked
[10.12-19:01] <@Coolio> omg

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[10.12-19:01] <&Zero2DS> go quote that!
[10.12-19:01] <&Zero2DS> <&corocoro> <@Coolio> mine is smaller than yours <-- that's an uncommon line for a guy
[10.12-19:01] <@Coolio> >.<
 
[10.13-09:34] <@iankay> omg
[10.13-09:34] <@iankay> she has like 8 candles...
[10.13-09:34] <~Checkmate> 8 right?
[10.13-09:34] <@iankay> ripe age?
[10.13-09:35] <@iankay> right ripe age!
[10.13-09:35] <~Checkmate> right
[10.13-09:35] <~Checkmate> best number!

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[10.13-09:35] * Coolio is now known as Raped-Coolio
[10.13-09:36] <~Checkmate> it seems today Coolio lost his virginity
[10.13-09:36] <~Checkmate> gang raped by 3 guys
[10.13-09:36] <@Raped-Coolio> . . . .
[10.13-09:36] <@Raped-Coolio> Sadly
[10.13-09:37] <@Raped-Coolio> i got 3 BIG FAT GUYS nx to me
 
<@Wintereise> Ginga ★ Bishounen
<@iankay> kiraboshi!!! ★!!
* +C0C0NA slaps iankay around a bit with a large trout
* @iankay sets Raped-Coolio on C0C0NA
<+SuperMich> paannttsuuuuu!!!!
<+C0C0NA> Paannttsuuuuuu!!!!
<+SuperMich> !!!!FAT DUDE PANTSU!!!!
<@Wintereise> Dicks.
<+C0C0NA> !!!!SUPERMICH PANTSU!!!
* +C0C0NA pats Wintereise
<+SuperMich> !!!MY DICK IN PANTSU!!!
<+C0C0NA> !!!HIS DICK IN PANTSU!!!

Amazingly, it went from apprivoise, to fat man pantsu.
 
@iankay sets Raped-Coolio on C0C0NA

WHAT THE HECK!? LOL i wasn't there to see it since my friends kept groping me. D:
 

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