The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Anayomex]

Because boys are actually girls.

why is rain made of water?

 

[Leggy]

Peanut butter is messier to clean up.

What character should have been in The Wizard of Oz?

 

[paK0]

the gardener, its always the gardener

Why don't we wear socks over our shoes?

 

[Leggy]

You mean, you don't?


How does a thermometer work?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You break it over someone's hands and set it on fire so they could have flaming fists =/ (If anyone watched that odd movie xD)

How do you jam something?

 

[Anayomex]

By using Frank's GDR...... but no more details.

How do you paint?

 

[Leggy]

Badly.

Why is Miley Cyrus popular?

 

[Anayomex]

Really, I never heard of it.





Why are wings necessary for flying?

 

[Leggy]

They aren't. Superman doesn't have wings.

Clay or ice cream, which makes better false teeth?

 

[Anayomex]

ice cream with nice flavour

Why is light bright?

 

[Leggy]

Light was indeed a bright young genius, but he got awfully stupid when he began abusing the Deathnote.

Magical girls or Gundam warriors, who gets better service at restaurants?

 

[Anayomex]

Magical girls do create a better service with their look.


Why is sun hot?

 

[Leggy]

I think daughters are hotter.

Who put the bump in bumpty bumpty bump?

 

[Anayomex]

Bumpy lurkers......


Train needs rails, why?

 

[♥ Sky]

because car needs roads

Is anyone out there?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nope~ Theyre all just your imagination going nuts =w=

 

[Anayomex]

Why humans forget things?

 

[pixymisa]

The information leaks out the four holes in their head know as the nostrils and ears.


Who turns off the sun at night?

 

[Anayomex]

Sun lose power that's why darkness can overtake him....


Who decides when will be rain?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Oh whoops xD

Angels~ When they splash around in the holy fountain~

Why are you drowning all the fishies? D:

 

[Anayomex]

otherwise birds would take them all


Why humans lose most of hearing when they get older?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because some people like to play music too loudly =/

How come the world is still spinning?

 

[FinalPyre]

Because I'm really good at keeping it spinning on my finger!

Why mini-eggs!? Why must I eat all of you!?!?

 

[Anayomex]

cause otherwise they will grow and eat you



Why is Malaysian Plane still missing?

 

[nightpanther]

Question: What is purpose of life?

My 1st Response: To not go around kicking children