The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

Peanut butter is messier to clean up.

What character should have been in The Wizard of Oz?
 
the gardener, its always the gardener

Why don't we wear socks over our shoes?
 
You break it over someone's hands and set it on fire so they could have flaming fists =/ (If anyone watched that odd movie xD)

How do you jam something?
 
By using Frank's GDR...... but no more details.

How do you paint?
 
Really, I never heard of it. :sigh:





Why are wings necessary for flying?
 
They aren't. Superman doesn't have wings.

Clay or ice cream, which makes better false teeth?
 
Light was indeed a bright young genius, but he got awfully stupid when he began abusing the Deathnote.

Magical girls or Gundam warriors, who gets better service at restaurants?
 
Magical girls do create a better service with their look.


Why is sun hot?
 
I think daughters are hotter. :evillaugh:

Who put the bump in bumpty bumpty bump?
 
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Why humans forget things?
 
The information leaks out the four holes in their head know as the nostrils and ears.


Who turns off the sun at night?
 
Sun lose power that's why darkness can overtake him....


Who decides when will be rain?
 
Oh whoops xD

Angels~ When they splash around in the holy fountain~

Why are you drowning all the fishies? D:
 
otherwise birds would take them all


Why humans lose most of hearing when they get older?
 
Because some people like to play music too loudly =/

How come the world is still spinning?
 
Because I'm really good at keeping it spinning on my finger!

Why mini-eggs!? Why must I eat all of you!?!?
 
cause otherwise they will grow and eat you



Why is Malaysian Plane still missing?
 
Question: What is purpose of life?

My 1st Response: To not go around kicking children :o_O:
 

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7thSky wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Hi Ryzen.
Could you update this game to Ver. 2025.07.07?
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please reupload.
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ankomoti wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Hi and nice day to you! Could you please reupload this one?
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