The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Ghost Kitty~]

I guess ill answer for ana ;p

Because a giant death robot took it to the alien overlords... compliments of frank corps~

Why is it always a sword? =/

 

[Anayomex]

Cause you can use sword for anything





Why it snows?

 

[Leggy]

'Cause steam is really bad for skiing.

If a woman has triplets, who goes hungry?

 

[pixymisa]

Everyone. She is going to be flat broke after paying the hospital bill and her husband abandons her.

How do ants fly?

 

[Leggy]

In economy class. The queen flies first class, of course.

How does sand get into swim suits?

 

[Anayomex]

swimsuits are made of sand so that they can dissolve in water


How humans eat pig?

 

[Leggy]

Head first.

Do treetops glisten?

 

[Anayomex]

with water, yes


Why is milk white?

 

[Leggy]

'Cause people wouldn't drink green and red pokadot milk.

If the sky were orange, would you say the wind blue?

 

[pixymisa]

No, the wind farted.

Are there any honest politicians?

 

[Anayomex]

Yep, nobody is lying


Why grounds shake?

 

[Leggy]

I accidentally jiggled the coffee maker.

What's better than winning?

 

[Anayomex]

a tie

What's sound?

 

[♥ Sky]

A tree falling in a forest with nobody around to hear it.

Who won?

 

[Anayomex]

everybody except you.

Why we need bed?

 

[paK0]

because our ancestors got tired of sleeping while standing up

why is the earth not square?

 

[Anayomex]

really? i see it as square



what's death?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The absence of life~

What is true?

 

[Anayomex]

spam

What is GDR?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Gargantuan dead rabbit =/

Where did it come from?

 

[Anayomex]

it's frank's pet


Where is right now?

 

[Leggy]

Dunno, right got left.

Why are we nice to mothers on Mother's Day?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because santa wont come if you arent :/

Why did santa get run over?

 

[♥ Sky]

Because snow joke.

Who is dog?

 

[Anayomex]

god, dog the same thing


Who is there?