The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

The new season of Doctor Who starts this fall, with a new Doctor.

Do jellyfish reincarnate?
 
because there's not enough time to spam



Why does a bunny has long ears?
 
"And on the seventh day, The Lord rested."

On the eighth day, He wanted a little pick me up, so He said, "Let there be coffee." And so it came to pass that the morning ritual of drinking coffee became a necessary and holy part of beginning the new day.

What is the best game people can play?
 
LPW = Live, Play, Work. It's how people spend their lives.

Why is gold worth so much?
 
because nobody saw a real one, it's fictional


Why we can't use magic?
 
Because then the world would be a much better and colorful place ! (plus I hog all the magic already to myself muhah oih, ops thats true. nm that.)

Why do we like technology ?
 
Because Sparky has a very bad temper.

Who areee you, who who, who who; who areee you, who who, who who?
 
It was the "eject Samy into space" button :/

Why can't my lawn mow itself?
 
because there is still safe feature enabled to prevent something bad

Why can't night and day be one?
 
Because the beavers dont like your sun =/

Why is the woodpecker attacking people?
 

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