The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

The new season of Doctor Who starts this fall, with a new Doctor.

Do jellyfish reincarnate?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Depends if you need it to =/

Why is it so stringy? =/

 

[Anayomex]

colors are melting


What's hw?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

When homing warheads are fired off by a bunny =/

Why is the world ending?

 

[Anayomex]

because there's not enough time to spam



Why does a bunny has long ears?

 

[Leggy]

They're antennas to contact the mother ship.

Why are bears fuzzy?

 

[Anayomex]

because they're not


why sun rises?

 

[Leggy]

It drinks more coffee than I do.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

 

[Anayomex]

dreams don't exist


why is drinking necessary?

 

[Leggy]

Gotta have something to do at parties.

Why aren't all people the same height?

 

[Anayomex]

because otherwise all houses and trees would be the same


what is coffee?

 

[Leggy]

"And on the seventh day, The Lord rested."

On the eighth day, He wanted a little pick me up, so He said, "Let there be coffee." And so it came to pass that the morning ritual of drinking coffee became a necessary and holy part of beginning the new day.

What is the best game people can play?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The Game~ Have you lost yet?~

Why cant people concentrate? =/

 

[Anayomex]

Cause samy's clones are disturbing all night long


What's LPW?

 

[Leggy]

LPW = Live, Play, Work. It's how people spend their lives.

Why is gold worth so much?

 

[Anayomex]

because nobody saw a real one, it's fictional


Why we can't use magic?

 

[GenKiDan]

Because then the world would be a much better and colorful place ! (plus I hog all the magic already to myself muhah oih, ops thats true. nm that.)

Why do we like technology ?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because nobody understands it all =/

Why did sparky blow up? =/

 

[Leggy]

Because Sparky has a very bad temper.

Who areee you, who who, who who; who areee you, who who, who who?

 

[Anayomex]

I don't know.....


What's going on?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The world is ending =/

Why did you hit the button? =/

 

[T-ELOS]

It was the "eject Samy into space" button :/

Why can't my lawn mow itself?

 

[Anayomex]

because there is still safe feature enabled to prevent something bad

Why can't night and day be one?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because the beavers dont like your sun =/

Why is the woodpecker attacking people?

 

[Anayomex]

to fill up the stock


Why is public bath never empty?