The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because of the fall of humpty dumpty~

Where are the king's horses?~

 

[Anayomex]

minced into meat for a dinner

Where is luck?

 

[Leggy]

He's quarterbacking for the Indianapolis Colts.

Do all games have a cheat mode?

 

[Anayomex]

sure does, everyone cheats every time everywhere...


Do all anime have subs?

 

[Leggy]

Some subs are named after animals, like the Sea Wolf.

How do you save money by spending it?

 

[Anayomex]

spend money for money and so never lose any of it


How do you swim?

 

[Leggy]

Like a rock.

Brains or beauty?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Depends on personality ;p

If A cricket leaves the marching band, where does it go?

 

[Leggy]

The rubber band.

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[pixymisa]

They rather have sex with someone than have someone killing them.

Where do pigs fly for the winter?

 

[Leggy]

To Denny's, for their all you can eat bacon breakfast.

Would Space Dandy capture you as an unidentified alien?

 

[Anayomex]

hmm.....Dandy was the first human on the Moon. If he saw aliens then he will recognize you


why is gas inedible?

 

[Leggy]

'Cause Joe Edible eats burritos.

How much does syntax cost?

 

[Anayomex]

syntax (synonymous tax) it's free



How long is day?

 

[Leggy]

Bob Day? He's 5'10"

Should you can glass?

 

[Anayomex]

glass eye see it all


what's spam?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

A slab of ham =/

Where is the tram?

 

[Anayomex]

is going to pick you up soon into land of dreams


Where is bunny?

 

[Leggy]

Bunny dances at the Gentleman's Club on Friday nights, from 10 to 2.

How strong is magic?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Its so strong that you wont believe it =/

How long did it take a tree to fall on the wood cutter? =/

 

[Leggy]

The tree cutter kept moving, so the tree had to jump around all over the forest till it could fall on him. Took about three hours.

Why are smiles sunny?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because the monkey with a laser will blast you if you say otherwise =/

Where did the wicked witch go?~

 

[Leggy]

The bathroom, just like everybody else.

What makes silly putty silly?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

It laughs at you behind your back =/

Why are you still here? D:

 

[Anayomex]

here goes!


What's headache?