The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Ghost Kitty~]

Gaming might be giving me motion sickness =/

Did you put out the candle?

 

[Leggy]

So it could do it's business, and roam the streets with other candles. I do it every night, and let it back in in the morning.

What are bulbs for?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The latest invention of frank corp defense technology, bulbs are seemingly innocent things that stick out of plants and spews mind numbing poison at those around~ Now if only it actually worked and didnt looked like a light bulb =/

Why super glue?

 

[Leggy]

Because it's better than lexluthor glue.

Why does corn have stalks?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

All the better to stra... i mean... hug you with, my dear~

How did you know i had corn? D:

 

[Leggy]

Because of the cob in your avatar.

Why do zombies eat brains?

 

[Anayomex]

because they cannot think and must absorb knowledge


Why is blood red?

 

[Leggy]

Not all blood is red. Nobles have blue blood.

What makes catchup fancy?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because they use large quantities of expensive cats =/

What happened to mustard? =/

 

[Leggy]

I accuse him of doing it in the library with the candlestick.

Where is the end of the Earth?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The spot where you fall is where the earth ends for you =/

A random guy stabs a syringe in you. What do you do?

 

[Leggy]

"Uhhhh, Doctor, I'm just here to pay my bill."

What is in the out of?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

In the out of? =/ Probably pickles =/

How far can you toss a stick?

 

[Leggy]

Joe Stick is 6'4" and weighs 320 pounds. I can't toss him at all.

Who makes the best burgers?

 

[Anayomex]

nobody, unhealthy food isn't good

who lost?

 

[Leggy]

No, Who's on first.

Is time circular?


BTW, if you don't know the Who's on first reference, here's an oldie, but a goodie.

Spoiler: Who's on First

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nah =/ Frank smacked it with a hammer and it got a bit oval...er? ovular? whatever =w=

Welcome to the ferris wheel of doom~ How fast do you want it?~ =/

 

[Leggy]

That's what she said.

They do liver transplants now. Do they do onion transplants, too?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

If you feel like you lack the ability to cry then sure =/

How did the door ever manage to fill the room with tears? =/

 

[Anayomex]

because those doors are still alive and so they keep releasing a tears of resin


Who's ninja?

 

[Leggy]

My friend has the Ninja.

Spoiler

Car or truck?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Why isnt battleship on the list =/

Ten minutes to live?

 

[Anayomex]

bugs should live 0 minutes

what's air?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Something you should spare =/

Ham or spam?~

 

[Leggy]

Spam = Sham Ham

Why is burlap coarse?