The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Ghost Kitty~]

What else would we compare to silk? =/

Why do people question the world? =/

 

[Leggy]

Question it? I thought we should just paint it plaid.

Do dead men tell tales?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

All their stories are too boring to listen to =/

Where is the dead guy's chest?

 

[Leggy]

In the trash. The dead guy tried to wax his chest hair, and all the skin went with it, so he dumped it out.

Salami or bologna, which makes the best kite?

 

[Anayomex]

whichever can fly....


Who's lost?

 

[Leggy]

The guy waiting at the wrong track for a train. He asked someone whether he should wait at the right track or the left track.

"If you wait at the left, you'll be right."
"Huh?"
"If you wait at the left, you'll be right."
"I don't get it."
"Well, if you wait at the right, you'll be left."


Can we afford the cost of birdseed?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Why buy what is freely available =/ Just steal it from some bird or something =/

What did the serpent say to the octopus? =/

 

[Leggy]

"Hey guys and gals, let me join in on that eight way orgy!"

Why do celebrities drink?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

... i shouldnt have said octopus i guess =w=

Its all water in the end~ Sorta =w=

Why do people abuse bunny? =/

 

[Leggy]

Elmer Fudd is the worst abuser.

Do carrots really improve eyesight?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

It can be harmful if you go stabby :/

How low does the robin go?~

 

[Leggy]

Depends on how much the Batman has had to drink.

Do pelicans drink gatorade?

 

[pixymisa]

Absolutely and with a twist of lime.


How did Wonder Woman get the ability to fly?

 

[Leggy]

Superman did her from behind. "Owwwwwww!"

Where's the last and the best?

 

[Damaged]

Right here baby!

If its beer, Whats the best?

 

[Leggy]

Whatever's in the fridge.

Paper or plastic?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Paper because plastic is hard to draw on =/

How long are you going to keep chewing on that gum? =/

 

[Leggy]

12 years going, and it's still fresh!

What if Death Note had been Drop-Your-Pants Note?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Then you got the wrong protagonist =/

What is a hero?

 

[Leggy]

A delicious long sandwich that goes well with chips and a soft drink.

What goes on a main frame?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The one good image that makes everything else look bad =/

Which chicken crossed the road? =/

 

[Leggy]

The second one. The first one didn't see the bus.

Math problem:
A bus goes 80 mph. The distance from Tokyo to Los Angeles is 5600 miles. How long does it take a bus to go from Tokyo to Los Angeles?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Unless its some high tech bus or an air bus... well we will have to see where the continents shift =/ Or wait for another ice age =w=

Four spiders died yesterday, how?

 

[Anayomex]

we baked them for your dinner

what's going on?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The world is ending =/

Why is the clock broken?~