The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[nawi]

sammy sold it to Mr. bob....

it's a bird, no it's a plane, you're wrong, it's.........

 

[Fear211]

Its SUPER FLY!!!!!!!

why do we feel pain?

 

[FinalPyre]

Because cooking yourself in hot oil would be too good for your complexion otherwise.

Why are leaves not the colour of sorrow?

 

[Leggy]

Which reminds me of Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sounds of Silence." Geeze, talk about a sad song.


What follows "Happy happy, joy joy?"

 

[Shinseph]

tsun tsun of course.

Why is my computer making that sound?

 

[Leggy]

You didn't hit mute. ;)


How fallow is tallow?

 

[Fear211]

not much im afraid

why do we need books?

 

[Leggy]

Because stone tablets are too heavy to read in bed.
Of course, dropping one on one's head is a good cure for insomnia. ;)


Do people really have a need for spuds?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Spuds? Whats that? :o

edfbudsacivejf?wrshgdbgxjntesfc?

 

[Fear211]

fefasv chtvfddh watddebf dyfbgweuyfwhrdww rqirqrnooguroo rbqwyw fygabyuwa

what does my answer say for the above question?

 

[Leggy]

Considering that I started that stuff a while back, I probably shouldn't comment.


If the sum of the squares of the two sides of a right triangle equal the square of the hypotenuse, how many square birds fit in a round nest?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Three fire breathing ostriches attacking a flamingo~

Where oh where did that little steak go?

 

[Leggy]

I cannot lie, I sliced it up, poured steak sauce over it, and ate it with carrots and fava beans.
Where it went after that is covered in the extreme content section. ;)


How many cats can dance on a broomstick?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

As many as they want~ Their balance is a mystery of nature

Why do dogs dislike cats?~

 

[nawi]

because they are lazy=/...

why does sammy like shiina?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma61ziMToH1rg30wno1_500.png

http://treasure.chairmanlol.com/uploads/post/image/70653/resized_chairmanlol-com-770542.jpg

Why is nawi so questionable?~

 

[nawi]

because he is a curios onion

where are the snow comes from?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Aliens that usually set up came over mountains but go to random places every so often =w=

How do fireballs form?~

 

[Leggy]

Tight pants. ;)

Why are strawberries red?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You ever heard of a blue strawberry? Thought so~

Why did you paint the strawberry blue?

 

[Leggy]

So I could keep my strawberry fields forever.

Who is the eggman?

 

[Vivi]

The first man who laid an egg, which then hatched into another man! They both died shortly after...

Who am I, really?

 

[♥ Sky]

No, he likes me more!

should I eat more cake?

 

[Nyaruko's Pantsu]

no

hi Sky senpai

should change my avy?

 

[Vivi]

No, because you'll get fat, and fatter, and fatter, until you become a giant ball and float into space where you'll get eaten by a flying Phoenix! <<That's for [MENTION=41391]♥ Sky[/MENTION] btw

Where have all the zombies gone?