The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[♥ Sky]

1. Click on the browser of your choice. (not IE)
2. Go to google
3. Type in "Cat Videos"
4. ???
5. Laugh
6. Profit

How does one summon a Fear211?

 

[FinalPyre]

First you get all his belongings and place them in a blender. He should come running pretty soon.

Why did you save me back at Mt. Fuji?

 

[Fear211]

no i didnt, i didnt save u it was nazaka u saved u from MT fuji


[MENTION=41391]♥ Sky[/MENTION] Hmm ok listen closely

1, collect 100 souls
2, find dark essence
3, find light essence
4, find life essence
5, higurashi complete 1and2 season
6, a pillow
make a circle and put the items in the middle and say Fear211 I summon Thee


how to summon [MENTION=41987]Sintarow[/MENTION]?

 

[FinalPyre]

;

No fair [MENTION=41294]Fear211[/MENTION]; you can't suddenly change your question!

How to properly ride your alligator?

 

[♥ Sky]

Is it a dakimakura pillow?

 

[Fear211]

any pillow will do,

um well if u get on the alligator without being eaten u should have an easy ride but when u get off thats the tricky part

how to summon a Sinatrow?

 

[FinalPyre]

Only a Sinatrow knows what Sinatrow does.

How to summon a Sintarow?

 

[♥ Sky]

1. Grab a loli
2. Dress loli in a red school swimsuit
3. Cover loli in honey
4. Push loli into the pool
5. Throw in some yaoi manga
6. Profit

How to summon a [MENTION=37707]FinalPyre[/MENTION]; ?

 

[Fear211]

1, grab a loli
2, smash the loli up with a sleadge hammer
3, put the smashed up loli in a frying pan and cook it
4, once cooked put a a plate with salad
5, offer it to pyre


how to summon a [MENTION=13039]MadSova[/MENTION]?

 

[♥ Sky]

1. Get a yandere
2. Tell yandere that sova loves her
3. Tell sova that he has a yandere lover
4. ???
5. Kill a loli
6. Profit

How to summon a [MENTION=41434]Nazaka[/MENTION]; ?

 

[FinalPyre]

T-terrifying.

Maybe offer him some cake?

How to become non-scary people?

 

[Rucking Fetard]

There's no need to summon Nazaka, he's always there behind you whenever you need him

How to wipe an arse with a sandpaper

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You usually put a @ before his name and ; after Kind of like how youre already doing it

You use the side that isnt textured

Why are there so many rori haters there? Need to find a more peaceful placeeeee

 

[♥ Sky]

1. Get a loli
2. Give her sandpaper
3. Tape sandpaper to her face
4. Wipe

How to get a loli?

 

[Fear211]

damit not sure which question to answer

eat a potato

i dont know nazaka but u go do it and tell me

samye most summons require lolis

from school of course

how to summon [MENTION=8332]samyeung46[/MENTION]?

 

[♥ Sky]

1. Get a loli
2. Make her all pretty
3. Perform the Gangnam style dance
4. Get naked
5. Rape a yandere
6. ???
7. Profit

How to summon a yandere?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You dont Hes already everywhar

Yandere? Why would anyone want to do that?

Why cant the roris be substituted for something else? D:

 

[FinalPyre]

Just go "Hi Sam" and the God of Spam will surely surface. EDIT: ^ see what I mean?

I substitute them for pickles all the time but my summons don't usually go well.

How to turn bread into toast?

 

[♥ Sky]

Because they're too damn kawaii!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Toast the bread?

French toast?

 

[Fear211]

or toast french?

why so many questions need to be answered and so little time?

 

[FinalPyre]

The toast of the Francophones, oh hoh hoh!

@fear I HAVE NO IDEA JUST DO IT NAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOoooo

Why shouldn't I run with scissors?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because rock gets mad and suspects paper of paying you to unbalance the game :/

Whar did the little bunny go?

 

[Leggy]

In the magicians hat.

What's the best way to do it?

 

[MadSova]

1. Get a yandere
2. Tell yandere that sova loves her
3. Tell sova that he has a yandere lover
4. ???
5. Kill a loli
6. Profit

How to summon a [MENTION=41434]Nazaka[/MENTION]; ?

『No no no... You got it all wrong... I mean, it is wrong answers, but it is just too wrong >_< The correct order:
1. Get lots of humans (preferably 10 men and 10 women of different ages and nationalities) in a single closed off square room with no roof. (walls should face north, south, east and west)
2. Get many tools to kill. (number of different tools = number of humans)
2. Wait till night of Full or New moon.
3. Light up the room with 4 red lights in 4 corners. (it doesn't matter what they are, they just need to give off red light.)
4. Kill 1 man with 1 tool, use his blood to write "MADNESS" on south and north walls (preferably in this order: 1 MADNESS word on the north, 1 on the south, 1 on the north, 1 on the south) until no blood is left, kill 1 woman with another tool and use her blood to write "MADNESS" on west and east walls in the same way. (there should be the same number of MADNESS words on opposite walls...)
5. Afterwards kill another 1 man and 1 woman with other different tools, mix their blood and cover the floor with it.
6. Then start killing every other human in the room except for 1 woman with a different tools each time while shouting "Madness!!!" after every kill. If you collected 20 humans (10 men, 10 women) as I said in 1. then you would have 16 humans now, kill them in this order: Man>Woman>Man>Man>Woman>Woman>Woman>Man>Man>Woman>Man>Woman>Man>Woman>Man to ensure success of the summon. If, not, just leave 1 woman in the end
7. Leave the the corpses in the room, take all the tools you used away, and on a clean silver plate place the last tool in front of the woman that is left.
8. Shout out "Madness! Madness!! MADNESS!!! COME AND FINISH WHAT WAS STARTED!!!!"
9. Leave the room.
If you followed my recommendations correctly all the way through, there is a 99% chance of me being summoned... Oh, btw, I think its obvious, but just in case: ALL HUMANS MUST BE ALIVE!』

『[MENTION=8332]samyeung46[/MENTION] ; I freed it Samye, it should be running around somewhere in the fields now...』

『[MENTION=35259]Leggy[/MENTION] ; You take a very very very sharp knife, pierce your leg with it, take it out, lick your blood, stab your victim.』

『Now, is it really worth wasting many lives to try and summon me?』